Thrift Treasure: Zillionaire Board Game

Thrift Treasure: Zillionaire Board Game

We live in a time of awareness of social injustice and a high-divided political system. My Facebook feed is filled with complaints from Social Justice Warriors on both sides of the spectrum. One side feels they are being taken advantage of by the rich, while the other pigeonholes them as lazy or entitled. Sometimes I have to just step away from the computer…

Of course, since Karma is certainly a thing, this week we found a game at our local Goodwill that would definitely be considered politically incorrect by today’s standards. Zillionaire by Milton Bradley was originally issued in 1987 and must not have fared so well as it was the only time it was published. Coincidentally, it shares a number of mechanics with our recently-covered game, 12 Days of Christmas, by Eagle-Gryphon Games.

This trick-taking game from Milton Bradley is this week's Thrift Treasure. Find out if we think being as rich as a Zillionaire is any fun! - SahmReviews.com

The goal in Zillionaire is to have the highest status at the end of a number of pre-determined rounds, up to ten. The box includes colored chips for up to six players, along with a custom deck of cards and game board. Each round begins by dealing out the entire deck of cards to all players, leaving two cards extra and set aside. These will be shuffled back into the deck in subsequent rounds, but this keeps the actual contents for that round a surprise.

This trick-taking game from Milton Bradley is this week's Thrift Treasure. Find out if we think being as rich as a Zillionaire is any fun! - SahmReviews.com

The first player will play cards from their hand of a single or matching numbers. As an example, they might start with two 3’s. Every other player then gets a chance to up the bid by playing a pair of a higher number.  If the leading hand were three 7’s, then they must play three-of-a-kind of a higher rank.

Play goes around the table until no one can raise the bid. The person who played the highest set is the leader for the next trick. This continues until one player plays their last card. They are the round’s 1st place winner and puts one of their tokens on the “Rich” position on the board. But the round does not officially end until there is only one player with cards in their hand. They get to put their chip on the “Poor” spot, while the other players place their chips on the spots corresponding to their round’s position (determined by the number of players).

The cards used in Zillionaire are not a standard deck – the numbers range from one through eight. The highest card is the “Zillionaire” card, with the “Millionaire” card being second. A “Bump” card is played in sets like any other card, is higher ranked than any of the standard numbers and causes the person on your left to lose their next turn.

A “Bankrupt” card is one higher than “Bump” and brings special rules with it. Only a “Bankroll” card may be placed on top of it, “Millionaire” and “Zillionaire” cards are invalid. The “Bankroll” also operates differently – when placed on top of a “Bankrupt” card, it ends the trick immediately. If played on top of any other lower card, it acts normally and may be beaten by the “Millionaire” or “Zillionaire” card.

Lastly is the card numbered “5”. At first appearance it doesn’t appear special, but the way you handle it is. Fives are considered wild and may be played on top of any set numbered one through four, but count as however many cards are needed. You only play one “5” at a time, but it counts for multiples of itself.

This trick-taking game from Milton Bradley is this week's Thrift Treasure. Find out if we think being as rich as a Zillionaire is any fun! - SahmReviews.com

At the end of each round, once scoring statuses have been determined, everyone changes seats according to the included seating charts (depending upon the number of players). Before the next round begins, certain players will be forced to trade cards, with the poorer players giving up higher-valued cards to their richer opponents (yeah, that would go over like a lead brick in today’s world). At least the rules try to even things up by allowing the poorest player to go first!

This trick-taking game from Milton Bradley is this week's Thrift Treasure. Find out if we think being as rich as a Zillionaire is any fun! - SahmReviews.com

Each status position on the board is worth a different amount of points, and at the end of the game these points are totaled up to see who the overall winner is. With politically-incorrect terminology like “Upper Crust”, “Credit Crazy” and “Money to Burn”, we can see why this probably didn’t go over so well at retail. Not even during the excess years of the 1980’s.

You can find lots of copies of Zillionaire on eBay for a price even the poor could afford! (I’ll show myself out now…). Best bet is to do like we did and wait for an even more affordable copy at your local thrift store.

Do you consider Zillionaire to be politically incorrect? Do you think you would have in the 80’s?

Scott

About Scott

A former manufacturing executive, Scott now balances his family life with ownership and backend administration of websites such as SahmReviews.com, GiftCardCollector.com and a number of other online properties. He also is an occasional writer and full-time board game fanatic.

5 comments on «Thrift Treasure: Zillionaire Board Game»

  1. Leah says:

    This looks like a really fun game! We love board games in our house!

  2. You guys always find fun looking games that I wouldn’t have ever heard of myself! Just one question – where do you fit them all??

  3. Chrysa says:

    I’m surprised I haven’t run across Zillionaire before because I’m always looking at the board games at garage sales. It really does sound 80s!

  4. You always find the most awesome games! I never find ones that have all the pieces or are in good shape. This one sounds great for the family to play together.

  5. Brandy says:

    I am in love with this game! Zillionaire board games looks amazing and of course, as usual, I am ready to add this to our board game shelf in the closet so we can enjoy it on Family Friday 🙂

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