Holiday Giveaways 2022 – Key to the Kingdom by Restoration Games
As the clock ticks down on the opportunity to purchase gifts online and have delivered by the holidays, we want to encourage people to check with their local game stores. Not only can the offer suggestions for family games, but they’ll likely ask questions of your group’s interest in order to tailor the request.
As am example, Key to the Kingdom from Restoration Games is ideal for families and a local game store might recommend it if they know that’s what you’re looking for. Oh, and it’s filled with dad jokes so that’s a bonus! While you’re here, enter our giveaway to win a copy!
“What do you call a poor Santa Claus?” “St. Nickel-less.”
Why didn’t Han Solo like his steak? It was Chewie.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
“Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!”
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
Dad did you get your hair cut? No I got them all cut.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Rough! Rough!
The three many hazardous things in this world are the programmer having the soldering iron, the hardware engineer having the software patch, and also the user without having any idea.
Why did the farmer win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart!
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: They would crack each other up.
Knock, Knock jokes are always old. LOL!
great giveaway!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sites.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
What is your favorite dad joke? My dad
wow
Why did the doctor get mad? Because he was losing his patience.